vartex: axiality (I love you)
Messer Ihlefeld ([personal profile] vartex) wrote2020-03-15 09:34 pm
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"First Lieutenant Messer Ihlefeld."

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axi: <user name="axiality"> (alone time)

text; july 1

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Nami's having a pool party for her birthday in a couple days. I'm going. It'd make me happy if you attended as well. :)

[Take that.]
vartex: (an angel's smile is what you sell)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
[fUCK

He doesn't even know Nami, he's met her like twice, he has no business being there. Also, parties.

....]

Are we required to prepare anything?

[He's taking it.]
axi: <user name="axi"> (you mean me)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Not at all! It's just the more, the merrier. [Meaning many. Probably.]

Oh, but I would like your help with something.
vartex: axiality (soaring with the flush)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.]

What is it?
axi: <user name="axi"> (~mercat madness)

video

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
[She switches to video, and Messer is met with a camera full of Q-Lulu! Kaname uses a high pitched voice to mimic the mercat talking.]

Lieutenant Messer! What sort of present can I prepare for Captain Nami?
vartex: (enjoy it even if he doesn't)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[.............









o-oh no, that's]

Kaname...

[cute]
axi: <user name="axiality"> (sunshiny day)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
[And the hapless mercat is moved slightly to the side to make room for Kaname's face right beside his. She's grinning happily, the picture of innocence.]

Yes, Messer?

[c:]
vartex: axiality (of this unrequited feeling)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[shit that's cute too]

I don't think anyone will expect a mercat to bring a gift.

[wait why does Q-Lulu have to bring one and not him...]
axi: <user name="axi"> (~mercat madness)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Back to Q-Lulu now. In that same voice.]

Why Lieutenant Messer, I want to! It would be more unexpected from me.

[Because they already joked about it and now Kaname's serious.]
vartex: axiality (in this world where)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[oh no.]

...It would definitely be that.

[at the very least he didn't expect it.]
axi: <user name="axi"> (~mercat madness)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I could sing for her!

[Now Kaname adjusts her hold on him so she can manipulate his two from flippers. Fins?

They start moving in time with his 'voice'.]

Kyuun~ Kyuun~
vartex: axiality (you were hiding your tears)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[THE QUIETEST MUFFLED SNORT EVER HEARD and then]

That would be even more unexpected.

[He doesn't trust his voice right now okay.]
axi: <user name="axi"> (~mercat madness)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lieutenant, what's wrong? I can't read!

[Kaname's soft giggle betrays them, though.]
Edited 2018-07-03 05:41 (UTC)
vartex: axiality (even a glimpse of your profile)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my gOD

HE IS NOT TALKING TO A MERCAT]

Perhaps just give her some fish.
axi: <user name="axiality"> (s'all good now)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, Kaname finally puts Q-Lulu down, still grinning cheekily. The mercat rolls over on to his back.]

Now you've seen the extent of my ideas. I want something Q-Lulu can do, but it is difficult coming up with something.
vartex: axiality (you give me a reason to live)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[thank god, he's spared. for now, at least.]

Does he know any tricks? She might appreciate a show.
axi: <user name="axi"> (chipper dip)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Making you laugh seems pretty impressive to me at least.

[She's taking an educated guess here.]
vartex: axiality (I'll hold a torch for that person)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
[he's unleashed a monster, hasn't he.]

It's... not something guaranteed to work twice.
axi: <user name="axi"> (yes sir)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-03 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Nailed it.]

Mm, I'm happy it even worked once. [Because she cares about you.]

I should take him to the pool beforehand and figure out if he knows anything. Would you like to join me?

[Spoiler: He knows jack shit.]
vartex: axiality (is precious to me)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-03 01:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah that's honestly his suspicion, mercats are pretty spry but Q-Lulu is the laziest one he's ever seen. Mirage slacked on his training.]

I'll go. Bring treats, and perhaps we can at least teach him one thing.
axi: <user name="axi"> (training drills)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Too focused on her own. Kaname laughs.]

Hmm, half an hour then?
vartex: (my darling)

[personal profile] vartex 2018-07-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there.

[Or he'll be early, because it's Messer.]
axi: <user name="galactically"> (mother hen)

[personal profile] axi 2018-07-05 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
We'll see you then.

[And things happen.]
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